dexmanning:

lanadelsharkeisha:

armin-sexual:

I CANT FUKCIN BELIEVE I SAW ONE OF THE CREATURES OUT IN PUBLIC TODAY ASGDFVJBOMH OMF

that’s a bottle of water

EscUSE ME? That’s THE creature water bottle

People will fight for their freedom if people try to take it from them. But if you cause enough trouble, people will willingly give up their freedom for a more secure world.

Fear makes companions of us all.

funkdracula:

femdenmark:

important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

even more important: which one is terrified and crying and clinging to the other to try and get them to stop

merkiplier:

"No matter what happens. No matter how hard things get. No matter who tries to bring you down. Never stop believing in yourself.
Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not good enough, even your own mind. Every single one of you matters.”


  I just want to take a moment to talk about this man. Mark Fischbach is the kindest person I have ever come across. He genuinely cares about every single one of us, and that’s over three million people. He loves us with his whole heart, and he doesn’t have to, but he does. He wants us to believe in ourselves and be the best people we can be, because he believes we’re good people.

  Some people hear a voice in their head when they’re about to make a bad decision, and often times it’s the sound of your mother’s voice saying “No, bad idea”. I hear my mom’s voice, but Mark’s has also joined in now. When I want to hurt myself or I feel like giving up, he tells me that he believes in me, that I’m a hero, and that I matter. He tells me not to hurt myself and that I’m important.

  People might think he’s just a goofy guy who shouts at his computer for a living, but in reality, he is so much more than that. He is a philanthropist, a comedian, an inspirational speaker, and most importantly, he is a friend.

sebadasstian-stan:

A+ parenting by deadpool 

Dexter's channel is back!!
Anonymous

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

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